When I was a kid I had Atari 2600. I sucked at that. The 7-11 around the corner had Pac-man, defender, Pole Position, Dragons-lair and whatever that green vector graphics one was called.. Tempest? They all ate my quarters at an alarming rate. In High School I had a Comadore 64, with tons of games all of which I was terrible at. Then I got a Mac. There really aren't any games for for Mac, which I think in a way was a releif. For years I was one of those people who said with mild disdain: "I don't really play video games". But about a year ago I played Guitar Hero at a party and I was hooked. Then came rock band. Which is the greatest video game ever. So now I am back. I have a PS3. I read video game blogs. I can talk authoritatively about first person verseus third person shooters. But here is the thing. I still suck.
Lately I have been playing a lot of Team Fortress 2. Which is great. But here is the thing, its on line only. You have to play against other people on-line. And they are all better than me. Recently I started playing with a group of guys who I met in an online forum. Theses are hard core players. They are a Clan. (who the hell came up with the idea of calling anything a clan in 2008? why not just name your kid Adolph). I didn't really want to join a clan, but it's a game that takes a lot of team strategy to win, and it is hard to develop a strategy in a random pick up game. So eventually these guys let me in, even though I suck (though not as bad as I used to) and now I am in a clan. Seriously. So now that I am in I get to read the private forum where they were deciding weather or not to vouch for me. Here is my favorite:
that wilsan (me) guy is horrible . I was playing pyro with no flamethrower
or shotgun ammo . He was a soldier and he shot at me at least 10 times
and he never hit me . I just ran towards him with my axe and killed
him , that shouldn't happen.
So it is official, I suck at video games. The iternets say so!